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1. I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud?
2. I don’t like morning people, or mornings…or people…
3. Everyone was thinking it, I just said it.
4. I need like 96 hours in a day.
5. Nice until proven Naughty.
6. If only sarcasm burned calories.
7. Admit it, Life would be boring without me!
8. If my mouth doesn’t say it, my face definitely will!
9. That’s a horrible idea, What time?
10. Sarcasm is just one service that I offer.
11. Another perfect day ruined by responsibility.
12. Bite Me with hook
1. Life begins after coffee
2. In Arizona, we salt Margaritas, NOT sidewalks!
3. Red Lips and Wine Sips
4. Stop trying to make everyone happy. You’re not Tequila
5. Does wine count as a serving of fruit?
6. It’s wine o’clock somewhere.
7. Dinner is Poured.
8. Sip me baby one more time.
9. Wine Diva
10. Cheers to Beers
11. Wine goes in Wisdom comes out
12. It’s Wine O’clock
13. I make pour decisions
14. Wish you were BEER with beer glass
15. Buzzed with bee
16. Spiked with cactus
17. No working during drinking hours
18. Only here for the Beer
19. Mommy Juice
1. Happy Birthday with cake
2. Happy Birthday with balloons and gift
3. Celebrate with corkscrew WINE and stars graphics.
4. Sip Happens with bottle, glass, and grapevine graphics.
5. Congratulations ! Let’s Celebrate with ice bucket, bottle, and glass graphics.
1. Sit your bottom down
2. Should we drink tonight A-YES, B-A, C-B
3. I enjoy being used
4. Let me protect your drink with beer mugs
1. Got Beer
2. Life is better in Flip Flops
3. Don’t be a prick! With cactus
4. Only here for the Beer
5. Pop a top with beer cap
6. Open Drink Repeat
7. No working during drinking hours
1. Stop trying to make everyone happy. You’re not Tequila
2. W.T.F. Where’s the Food
3. BBQ Timer – Rare…1 Beer, Medium…2 Beers, Well Done…3 Beers
4. Sarcasm is just one service that I offer
1. I keep my muscles in the garage. (With a car graphic.)
2. The future depends on what you do today.
3. Mom OFF Duty
4. Beach Please. (With Palm trees and beach chair.)
5. I can’t adult today
6. Life is better in Flip Flops
7. Don’t be a prick! (With a cactus graphic.)
8. Mamma Bear (With Bear graphic.)
9. #1 Mom (Inside floral heart.)